The difference between…
Facebook at two in the morning:
Tumblr at two in the morning:
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are looking for a nanny and are going to pay $20,000 a month.
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Via brb, i'm polishing mushrooms...
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
2.PRESS PLAY
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK
MIND=BLOWN. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WHISPERSSS WOOOOW
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